December 2011
5 posts
RT @MattTCoNP: “Lord, forgive our ‘Merry Christmases’ as we forgive those who ‘Happy Holidays’ against us.”
Dec 8th
Liked the Disney posts? http://t.co/tjtZ5Vbt
Dec 7th
“Some researchers worry that intellectual motivation, after prolonged decimation in normal classrooms, becomes irrecoverable.”
Dec 4th
Aaaaannnddd…commence Ellie Puking In Car Sequence.
Dec 3rd
Million $ theme park idea: 1) No rides. 2) 650 miles of lines. 3) Dads forbidden to stop kids from climbing on rails or playing with chains.
Dec 2nd
November 2011
3 posts
Oh, Chauncey… http://t.co/UBWEiqzI
Nov 30th
If last night’s sleep were. Band, it would be a metal band called Sinus Destruction.
Nov 27th
4:08 a.m. I am wearing my seatbelt while looking for my seatbelt to put it on. Coming’ at ya, Disney.
Nov 26th
July 2011
2 posts
Ellie is very much digging this new Josh Garrels album: http://ow.ly/i/dOzx
Jul 3rd
Best. Boiled. Peanuts. Ever. Sweet Moses…
Jul 2nd
I have devastated entire colonies of shrimp today. A veritable shrimp holocaust. There are shrimp bards composing epic poems as we speak.
Jul 1st
June 2011
7 posts
This. Brilliant. Move it along. Dilbert.com Blog - Author by Relocation http://bit.ly/irnMdz
Jun 29th
I am standing in a chicken coop belonging to James Johnson ( @ElCapitanB ) as we speak.
Jun 28th
“It behooves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others…”
Jun 26th
RT @NickFlora: ‘The Kardashians’ have now been on air 2x as long as ‘Arrested Development.’ THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, AMERICA.
Jun 9th
If you have kids, get the book “Free Range Kids” and read Chapter 12 (Fail!) immediately.
Jun 5th
“Exit Through the Gift Shop” was easily the most fascinating thing I’ve watched in six months.
Jun 1st
November 2010
32 posts
Just heard my first holiday song by Lady Gaga…why would you make a Christmas song dirty?
Nov 27th
Breaking now: 72% of ESPN anchors seek treatment for suicidal depression following Boise State loss. Kirk Herbstreit jumps off cliff.
Nov 27th
All you need to know about Boise State can be summed up in this: Tommy Hilfiger commercials air during their game. I’ll let that sink in…
Nov 27th
Listen. I’m glad we won. But please stop attaching the will of God to a football game’s outcome. It’s disturbing that you care that much.
Nov 27th
Roll, Tide,……Hey, where’d everybody go?
Nov 27th
For the record, I vehemently disagree with that brilliant playcall.
Nov 27th
No, Gary, they would NOT have thrown that flag on anyone. I defy an Alabama fan to tell me with a straight face that flag was deserved.
Nov 27th
Ellie’s Nativity scene review: Yeah, Baby Jesus is nice and all, but the camels are freaking awesome. And tasty.
Nov 27th
Henceforth,warmups shall be known as “the 1st quarter.” The 1st qtr shall be known as “the 2nd qtr.” Just an idea to avoid these late starts
Nov 27th
Sweet Moses, Verne! LOU Saban? That guy’s dead. You made it 7 SECONDS into the broadcast. They haven’t even KICKED yet. #retireVerneNow
Nov 26th
There are no words to express the depth of my daughter’s affection for Taylor Swift. We’ve now watched last night’s special five times.
Nov 26th
Jack is wandering about with a calculator. Why? “I have to finish my tax forms before I can watch the football game, Daddy…”
Nov 26th
Show of hands: did you try the congealed salad today?
Nov 26th
Sure, our culture struggles w “Don’t Drink&Drive,” but shouldn’t “Don’t drink & transport nukes” just be understood? / http://huff.to/b79QbO
Nov 23rd
Dear random old guy: we don’t visit the doctor to socialize. I am typing on my phone to indicate I am not available for chat. #socialcues
Nov 23rd
Les Miles and Houston Nutt could turn a game of Battleship into a scandalous three-ring circus.
Nov 21st
Breaking: 76% of ESPN analysts/anchors report they would “leave their spouse for a chance at relationship with BSU coach Chris Petersen.”
Nov 21st
“they convinced themselves that talking about rebuilding was the same as actually rebuilding… But God doesn’t see things that way…” (!!)
Nov 20th
My AP11 class has no clue who The Doors are. Parents, you’re failing them…
Nov 19th
I wish I had written this: http://goo.gl/SMBg5
Nov 17th
I confess. I donated $4.37 to the Cam Newton for Quarterback Fund. But all of it was in Fannie Mae Stock, so it was, like, 400,000 shares.
Nov 17th
Jack: “I wish all boys went for Auburn & all girls went for Alabama. But don’t worry, Mommy, I would still love you a lot.”.
Nov 17th
You know all those days when they say it’ll rain but it doesn’t? Yeah, today was not one of those days.
Nov 17th
Absolutely fantastic piece on the Cam Newton story: http://tinyurl.com/2dtj8eo
Nov 17th
RT @funnyhumour: I needed some extra cash, so I robbed a bank.I just need to figure out what to do with all this blood.
Nov 4th
RT @funnyhumour: A touching Story:A little boy saw a puppy. He went near it & touched it. Again he touched it. Again he touched it. Oh! …
Nov 4th
Huge breaking election news: life would be better if parties worked together, and no one supports waste. Good 2 see the media working hard
Nov 4th
New post up at 36: My 95 Questions. // the36review.com //
Nov 4th
RT @eddiepepitone: the only way life gets me down is if I don’t get exactly what I want each moment of each day. Other than that I’m good.
Nov 2nd
“Often I saw the love of Jesus break the rules I held in high esteem.” (via @JesusNeedsNewPR )
Nov 1st
Mr Newton would like to introduce you to some friends of his. They run pretty well, too. Beast mode officially renamed Malzahn Mode.
Nov 1st
Auburn on the Telly and a fried banana sandwich…
Nov 1st
October 2010
5 posts
RT @FlemmingMatthew: If grace remains a theological term rather than becoming an embodied community then it is a fantasy. // #mynewmantra
Oct 23rd