December 2011
5 posts
RT @MattTCoNP: “Lord, forgive our ‘Merry Christmases’ as we forgive those who ‘Happy Holidays’ against us.”
Liked the Disney posts? http://t.co/tjtZ5Vbt
“Some researchers worry that intellectual motivation, after prolonged decimation in normal classrooms, becomes irrecoverable.”
Aaaaannnddd…commence Ellie Puking In Car Sequence.
Million $ theme park idea: 1) No rides. 2) 650 miles of lines. 3) Dads forbidden to stop kids from climbing on rails or playing with chains.
November 2011
3 posts
Oh, Chauncey… http://t.co/UBWEiqzI
If last night’s sleep were. Band, it would be a metal band called Sinus Destruction.
4:08 a.m. I am wearing my seatbelt while looking for my seatbelt to put it on. Coming’ at ya, Disney.
July 2011
2 posts
Ellie is very much digging this new Josh Garrels album: http://ow.ly/i/dOzx
Best. Boiled. Peanuts. Ever. Sweet Moses…
I have devastated entire colonies of shrimp today. A veritable shrimp holocaust. There are shrimp bards composing epic poems as we speak.
June 2011
7 posts
This. Brilliant. Move it along. Dilbert.com Blog - Author by Relocation http://bit.ly/irnMdz
I am standing in a chicken coop belonging to James Johnson ( @ElCapitanB ) as we speak.
“It behooves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others…”
RT @NickFlora: ‘The Kardashians’ have now been on air 2x as long as ‘Arrested Development.’ THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, AMERICA.
If you have kids, get the book “Free Range Kids” and read Chapter 12 (Fail!) immediately.
“Exit Through the Gift Shop” was easily the most fascinating thing I’ve watched in six months.
November 2010
32 posts
Just heard my first holiday song by Lady Gaga…why would you make a Christmas song dirty?
Breaking now: 72% of ESPN anchors seek treatment for suicidal depression following Boise State loss. Kirk Herbstreit jumps off cliff.
All you need to know about Boise State can be summed up in this: Tommy Hilfiger commercials air during their game. I’ll let that sink in…
Listen. I’m glad we won. But please stop attaching the will of God to a football game’s outcome. It’s disturbing that you care that much.
Roll, Tide,……Hey, where’d everybody go?
For the record, I vehemently disagree with that brilliant playcall.
No, Gary, they would NOT have thrown that flag on anyone. I defy an Alabama fan to tell me with a straight face that flag was deserved.
Ellie’s Nativity scene review: Yeah, Baby Jesus is nice and all, but the camels are freaking awesome. And tasty.
Henceforth,warmups shall be known as “the 1st quarter.” The 1st qtr shall be known as “the 2nd qtr.” Just an idea to avoid these late starts
Sweet Moses, Verne! LOU Saban? That guy’s dead. You made it 7 SECONDS into the broadcast. They haven’t even KICKED yet. #retireVerneNow
There are no words to express the depth of my daughter’s affection for Taylor Swift. We’ve now watched last night’s special five times.
Jack is wandering about with a calculator. Why? “I have to finish my tax forms before I can watch the football game, Daddy…”
Show of hands: did you try the congealed salad today?
Sure, our culture struggles w “Don’t Drink&Drive,” but shouldn’t “Don’t drink & transport nukes” just be understood? / http://huff.to/b79QbO
Dear random old guy: we don’t visit the doctor to socialize. I am typing on my phone to indicate I am not available for chat. #socialcues
Les Miles and Houston Nutt could turn a game of Battleship into a scandalous three-ring circus.
Breaking: 76% of ESPN analysts/anchors report they would “leave their spouse for a chance at relationship with BSU coach Chris Petersen.”
“they convinced themselves that talking about rebuilding was the same as actually rebuilding… But God doesn’t see things that way…” (!!)
My AP11 class has no clue who The Doors are. Parents, you’re failing them…
I wish I had written this: http://goo.gl/SMBg5
I confess. I donated $4.37 to the Cam Newton for Quarterback Fund. But all of it was in Fannie Mae Stock, so it was, like, 400,000 shares.
Jack: “I wish all boys went for Auburn & all girls went for Alabama. But don’t worry, Mommy, I would still love you a lot.”.
You know all those days when they say it’ll rain but it doesn’t? Yeah, today was not one of those days.
Absolutely fantastic piece on the Cam Newton story: http://tinyurl.com/2dtj8eo
RT @funnyhumour: I needed some extra cash, so I robbed a bank.I just need to figure out what to do with all this blood.
RT @funnyhumour: A touching Story:A little boy saw a puppy. He went near it & touched it. Again he touched it. Again he touched it. Oh! …
Huge breaking election news: life would be better if parties worked together, and no one supports waste. Good 2 see the media working hard
New post up at 36: My 95 Questions. // the36review.com //
RT @eddiepepitone: the only way life gets me down is if I don’t get exactly what I want each moment of each day. Other than that I’m good.
“Often I saw the love of Jesus break the rules I held in high esteem.” (via @JesusNeedsNewPR )
Mr Newton would like to introduce you to some friends of his. They run pretty well, too. Beast mode officially renamed Malzahn Mode.
Auburn on the Telly and a fried banana sandwich…
October 2010
5 posts
RT @FlemmingMatthew: If grace remains a theological term rather than becoming an embodied community then it is a fantasy. // #mynewmantra