RT @MattTCoNP: “Lord, forgive our ‘Merry Christmases’ as we forgive those who ‘Happy Holidays’ against us.”
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“Some researchers worry that intellectual motivation, after prolonged decimation in normal classrooms, becomes irrecoverable.”
Million $ theme park idea: 1) No rides. 2) 650 miles of lines. 3) Dads forbidden to stop kids from climbing on rails or playing with chains.
If last night’s sleep were. Band, it would be a metal band called Sinus Destruction.
4:08 a.m. I am wearing my seatbelt while looking for my seatbelt to put it on. Coming’ at ya, Disney.
I have devastated entire colonies of shrimp today. A veritable shrimp holocaust. There are shrimp bards composing epic poems as we speak.
This. Brilliant. Move it along. Dilbert.com Blog - Author by Relocation http://bit.ly/irnMdz
I am standing in a chicken coop belonging to James Johnson ( @ElCapitanB ) as we speak.
“It behooves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others…”
RT @NickFlora: ‘The Kardashians’ have now been on air 2x as long as ‘Arrested Development.’ THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, AMERICA.
