Does anybody else suspect “God Almighty” off the new @crowderband was designed specifically for Guitar Hero? #church music

Does anybody else suspect “God Almighty” off the new @crowderband was designed specifically for Guitar Hero? #churchmusic

hating the swine flu. Gonna eat all the bacon in the universe once I’m over it, just for retaliatory spite.

Game day. PaPaw’s for the weekly coaches’ breakfast. Fact: high cholesterol makes you coach better.

Check it: @derekwebb, stockholm syndrome. But hit derekwebb.com; don’t get the cut version from itunes.

Jay will now misquote Kermit The Frog: “After all, there’s only one more sleep til… football.” @coachhuey

Derek Webb: One Zero Remix. Great Start to the week.

Dear lord, Patrick Ramsay is at qb for the Oilers. Clearly, it’s the preseason.

RT @joelhwilliams: “your ministry [business/life] is perfectly designed to achieve the results you are currently getting.” andy stanley

Jack Tyler comes in peace, with his light saber, to kill you. Your kid never said anything THAT cool, huh? @knewter

Jay so the waitress pronounced cellophane like the woodwind. Chello-phane. The worst part? She was talking about styrofoam. @knewter

Says “there are no bad words, only words used badly.”. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Dear self: you’re 29. Pizza is always hot after exiting the oven. Figure it the crap out already, okay? Self-defensively, your tongue.

RT @joelhwilliams: “What kind of body part are you? Are you like an appendix that has no real fxn but can blow up and kill us all?” F. Chan

Jay Adams 5, Godforsaken Rainbow vacuum cleaner 0. Thinking about coffee at Bernies to celebrate.